Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 



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shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

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White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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News broke yesterday that nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence had been “leaked” online. The truth is they were stolen. They were hacked from her personal technology. They were posted online without her consent. This is a crime. And possibly worst of all, this is something women are supposed to expect… We live in a society where women’s bodies are a commodity to be sold, whether they agree to it or not. And some of the same people who complain about the NSA or Facebook invading their personal privacy will be the same people searching and spreading around these photos.

Large-Scale Hack Lands Stolen Nude Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence & Other Celebrities Online | The Mary Sue (via themarysue)

The most idiotic thing I’ve seen today is the hackers who stole the pics being compared to the likes of Edward Snowden. Because the mere fact that law enforcement is involved and they could be prosecuted somehow makes them heroes fighting against the establishment?

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the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

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"Hey nerdlords" by chaeronaea on Twitter.

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I love these Agents of SHIELD promos, they’re a microcosm of really terrible generic promo phrases that beautifully captures what the show really is.

Like this one has the “we have to fight on for those we’ve lost, so their sacrifices are not in vain” then there’s shots of Fitz not-death cop-out from the final and Mike Peterson being exploded and also not dying. They couldn’t have put an actual death of whathisname or thatoneguy in the promo? Make it seem like it’s at least attempting drama rather than the cheap, off-brand, drama-like substitute it uses.

Still slightly better than the “the Marvel Universe is changed, FOREVER!” they used when Winter Soldier was coming out. I don’t remember AoS changing a damn thing in the MCU, at least not in a good way.

I still can’t believe this show was renewed. The ratings sucked, the show was panned.



Political satirist Jon Stewart makes his directorial debut with Rosewater. Starring Gael García Bernal who made his name in 2000 Mexican drama, Amores Perros, Rosewater follows journalist Maziar Bahari while he is detained in Iran.

Interrogated and tortured for over 100 days, Bernal’s Bahari is only able to identify his captor by his rosewater scent.

Due for release on 7 November 2014, we’re excited to see Stewart getting behind the camera for the first time after being the host of The Daily Show for the past 15 years.



And the Emmy goes to: The Colbore Reporg!


And the Emmy goes to: The Colbore Reporg!


Stephen Colbert character-break, August 28.


Stephen Colbert character-break, August 28.

can we appreciate stephen colbert’s scrabble table for a sec?